I came across this last night and just had to share. The Gummy Bear Cleanse – this is seriously the funniest thing I have read for a while and while I read it out to my hubby last night, I had tears streaming down my face…

I came across someone talking about this Amazon listing for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears online last night, and when I first started reading it, the fact that they’re advertised as ‘Sugar Free’ and then list corn syrup and sugar as the first two ingredients had me kind of confused. I’m guessing that the advertiser has put up the wrong ingredient list as there is apparently a version that does contain sugar. But who knows.

Well, once I got over to Amazon, I wasn’t quite sure why I was there, or what I was about to read - but when I scrolled down to the reviews and started reading…

Holy dooley!

You really must read some of the reviews on this page and share them with your friends (there should be an award for funniest review writers). I reckon this will make your day.

Although these Gummy Bears obviously aren’t good for the body, the laughter that’s the result of the stories about the effects of these gummy bears on those unfortunate enough to eat them, is way good for the soul!

The following quote is just a small part of one of many reviews and some of these reviews are hilarious!

Times when one should indulge in sugar-free gummies:
-The night before a colonoscopy as a pregame to the main event
-When your wife is pregnant, and you want to understand the physical sensation of having your body do things wholly beyond your control and consent
-To win a bet/play a fantastic prank
-To get a pass on ANY social or familial obligation; they won’t be able to deny your infirmity — promise

Warning - Some of these reviews are quite graphic, so if you have a weak stomach they might not be for you. 😆

Leave a comment and let me know what you think.

P.S. I can safely say that the Gummy Bear Cleanse is not one that I’ll be trying any time soon! However, if you’d like to find out more how to help your body detox naturally (without toxic Gummi bears), for the price of a cup of coffee you can grab a copy of my book Natural Body Detox: How To Naturally Cleanse And Detox Your Body For Healthy Weight Loss, Detoxification And Healing on Kindle.